i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
