would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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