Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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