I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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