dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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