Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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