So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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