yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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