idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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