I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Please don't give away my fajitas
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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