So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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