at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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