redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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