I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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