I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
