for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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