Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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