I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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