If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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