He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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