Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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