It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
