I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
