If i come over, it means nothing
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
