no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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