And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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