No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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