Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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