Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
there is glitter all over my balls
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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