Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
