That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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