After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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