i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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