so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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