I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
