Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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