so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All the doctor said was why
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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