Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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