Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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