Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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