We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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