How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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