your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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