i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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