going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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