week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Please don't give away my fajitas
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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