R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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