youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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