so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
wow bdsm is so cute
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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