You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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