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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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