I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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