I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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