sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We left an ass print on the piano.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
