Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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