The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.