Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?