whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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