There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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